Mow the lawn woman.

  • Me: I think I don't want to do it just because I've never done it before and it takes so long.
  • Dad: Well it takes me two hours, it'll probably take you three.
  • Me: This is not a job for a girl dad.
  • Dad: I've seen you drive that F250 Pickup, and if you can drive that thing the way you do, you sure as hell can drive this lawn mower.
  • Me: Aw damnit, you got me.

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